quesrah

I am a maiden, cold and stately.
I think I am sufficiently decayed.
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
I am a Pirate King!
I am the monarch of the sea, the ruler of the Queen's Navee.
I am the Captain of the Pinafore, and a right good captain, too.
I am right, and you are right, and all is right as right can be.
I am in reasonable health, and happy to meet you all once more.
I'm a genuine philanthropist — all other kinds are sham.
I am a little boy of five!
I am a courtier grave and serious, who is about to kiss your hand.
I am an orphan boy.
I am a very deaf old man, and hear you very badly.
~ Saturday, April 19 ~
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1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

(Source: picapixels)

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~ Friday, April 18 ~
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kyrafic:

The Wiggliest Prince

(Source: obsessedwiththeroyals)

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~ Thursday, April 10 ~
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mjanechek:

Comforting hospital Herky! #uiowa #creeptastic


I hate this thing.

mjanechek:

Comforting hospital Herky! #uiowa #creeptastic

I hate this thing.

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~ Monday, April 7 ~
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thesochillnetwork:

What is love.

thesochillnetwork:

What is love.

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~ Thursday, April 3 ~
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kristoffbjorgman:

this is the only frozen-related gifset you’ll ever need

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~ Sunday, March 30 ~
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dorothydamages:

argragame:

rosyemily:

me when someone tries to flirt with me

He’s got my game.

Marry me, Moss.

(Source: joepublic)

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~ Tuesday, March 4 ~
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fuckyeahhistorycrushes:

Buster Keaton (1895-1966) Early Hollywood producer, director, actor, comedian, stuntman, ladies man, and total fox. With a puppy in his pocket. 

Buster!  Puppy!

fuckyeahhistorycrushes:

Buster Keaton (1895-1966) Early Hollywood producer, director, actor, comedian, stuntman, ladies man, and total fox. 

With a puppy in his pocket. 

Buster! Puppy!

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~ Monday, March 3 ~
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nerdache-cakes:

All of you are wrong. The J in GIF is silent. Like in José.

Hif.

I want to start using this.

(Source: nerdachecakes)

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carriehopefletcher:

bbcbecausebenedictcumberbatch:

truthandglory:

No matter who you are, you wave at a toddler saying “bye”

i love that’s its mostly teenage boys and dads saying bye back its so cute

Why can’t we all be like her? That little girl probably brightened up the day of everyone she said goodbye to and hardly any of us do that as we get older. 

This made me want to stand by an escalator with a sign that says, “Have a nice ride!”. I think we take escalators for granted. Also… the kid is cute and this is adorable.

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~ Sunday, March 2 ~
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kyrafic:

miss-love:

lunainvidia:

marielikestodraw:

Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it’s almost heartbreaking because they don’t want it to be over. It’s a little bittersweet, isn’t it?”

ACTUALLY DEAD.

That is the laughingly mad face of a man who can see the end in sight, but is not there yet.

No one hates twilight more than Robert Pattinson. NO ONE.

Robert Pattinson/Robert Pattinson’s hatred of Twilight is my actual lifelong otp.

(Source: tellmetofeel)

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~ Monday, February 24 ~
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~ Sunday, February 16 ~
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‘Happy’ by Pharrell WilliamsMy most recent playlists all seem to be songs from either the early 80s or recent animated movies.

‘Happy’ by Pharrell Williams
My most recent playlists all seem to be songs from either the early 80s or recent animated movies.

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~ Monday, February 3 ~
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