quesrah

I am a maiden, cold and stately.
I think I am sufficiently decayed.
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
I am a Pirate King!
I am the monarch of the sea, the ruler of the Queen's Navee.
I am the Captain of the Pinafore, and a right good captain, too.
I am right, and you are right, and all is right as right can be.
I am in reasonable health, and happy to meet you all once more.
I'm a genuine philanthropist — all other kinds are sham.
I am a little boy of five!
I am a courtier grave and serious, who is about to kiss your hand.
I am an orphan boy.
I am a very deaf old man, and hear you very badly.
~ Sunday, May 19 ~
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domesticabusewillsaveusall:

Stefon’s Wedding |x| SNL 18/5/2013 

German Smurfs, Gizblow the coked up Gremlin, Human Fire Extinguishers, Ben Affleck and is that Ryan Seacrest? No it’s a drowned albino who looks like Axl Rose.

I’m going to miss Bill Hader.

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nbcsnl:

Stefon’s send-off (x)

ROMANCE!

Tags: saturday night live    stefon    seth meyers   
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~ Saturday, May 18 ~
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melonk:

dorkly:

The Sims Career Ladder

I laughed so hard.

I haven’t played The Sims in months, but now I want to create a Fartpoop family.

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~ Friday, May 17 ~
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wasted-timezz:

OMFG

Kittyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

(Source: ambiendew)

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icelandwantstobeyourfriend:

Hello, this is Iceland
I am going to be on the Simspons. It is a television show. 

I love Iceland’s tumblr page so much.

icelandwantstobeyourfriend:

Hello, this is Iceland

I am going to be on the Simspons. It is a television show. 

I love Iceland’s tumblr page so much.

(Source: amillionbeats)

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‘Magic Dance’ by David BowieThis has been in my head all afternoon!

‘Magic Dance’ by David Bowie
This has been in my head all afternoon!

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~ Thursday, May 16 ~
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hcfrick:

What do Lydia Bennet and Sideshow Bob have in common?

Both betrayed by rakes.

Tags: the simpsons    pride and prejudice   
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~ Wednesday, May 15 ~
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I think what I like best about this is that I don’t remember the context at all.

(Source: herapotter)

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~ Tuesday, May 14 ~
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I forgot these two had even spent any time together on-screen and now that I have been reminded, I’m suddenly a shipper.

Tags: mindy project    betsy putch    jeremy reed   
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(Source: georgetakei)


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~ Monday, May 13 ~
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(Source: braidsario)

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Nick Miller, ruining my expectations of men since 2011.

I love Nick Miller and his stupid turtle face!

(Source: kino-apparatom)

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~ Friday, May 10 ~
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thatwetshirt:

House ain’t gonna take any of yo shit for much longer Umbridge.

Tags: sense and sensibility   
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