quesrah

I am a maiden, cold and stately.
I think I am sufficiently decayed.
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
I am a Pirate King!
I am the monarch of the sea, the ruler of the Queen's Navee.
I am the Captain of the Pinafore, and a right good captain, too.
I am right, and you are right, and all is right as right can be.
I am in reasonable health, and happy to meet you all once more.
I'm a genuine philanthropist — all other kinds are sham.
I am a little boy of five!
I am a courtier grave and serious, who is about to kiss your hand.
I am an orphan boy.
I am a very deaf old man, and hear you very badly.
~ Thursday, November 17 ~
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    BAHAHAAHAHAHA oh god, yes. To keep him humble. I’m sorry, I’d frame that too… that’s badass awesome… AHAHAHAHA
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    Last night on the Late Show, Jason Segel played show-and-tell with what he calls his “new favorite possession of all...
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