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7-Year-Old Critic Declares Worst Part Of Muppets Movie Is Jason’s Segel’s Face | JEZEBEL

Last night on the Late Show, Jason Segel played show-and-tell with what he calls his “new favorite possession of all time,” — a framed comment card from an early screening of his new Muppet movie. The flick was played for test audiences of both adults and children, and the producers received one comment card that really stood out. When asked what he didn’t like about the movie, a seven-year-old boy responded with a bluntly honest answer: “Gary’s face.” Gary, of course, is the name of Jason Segel’s character in the movie.


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    BAHAHAAHAHAHA oh god, yes. To keep him humble. I’m sorry, I’d frame that too… that’s badass awesome… AHAHAHAHA
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