I think Ben Wyatt shops in Diagon Alley.
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quesrah
I am a maiden, cold and stately.
I think I am sufficiently decayed.
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
I am a Pirate King!
I am the monarch of the sea, the ruler of the Queen's Navee.
I am the Captain of the Pinafore, and a right good captain, too.
I am right, and you are right, and all is right as right can be.
I am in reasonable health, and happy to meet you all once more.
I'm a genuine philanthropist — all other kinds are sham.
I am a little boy of five!
I am a courtier grave and serious, who is about to kiss your hand.
I am an orphan boy.
I am a very deaf old man, and hear you very badly.
I think I am sufficiently decayed.
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
I am a Pirate King!
I am the monarch of the sea, the ruler of the Queen's Navee.
I am the Captain of the Pinafore, and a right good captain, too.
I am right, and you are right, and all is right as right can be.
I am in reasonable health, and happy to meet you all once more.
I'm a genuine philanthropist — all other kinds are sham.
I am a little boy of five!
I am a courtier grave and serious, who is about to kiss your hand.
I am an orphan boy.
I am a very deaf old man, and hear you very badly.
~ Sunday, July 17 ~
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~ Saturday, July 16 ~
~ Wednesday, June 8 ~
~ Thursday, June 2 ~
‘Pawnee is a really special town. I love living there. And I look forward to the moments in my day where I get to hang out with the town. And talk to the town about stuff and…the town has really nice blond hair too. And has read a shocking number of political biographies for a town, which I like.’
Parks and Recreation 3.14 - Road Trip
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~ Monday, May 30 ~
“This is so high school, rent a limo, ask her to prom, I’m sure she’ll say yes.”
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~ Sunday, May 29 ~
OMG THEY EACH SEATBELTED THEIR BRIEFCASES IN THE BACK SEAT
SOULMATE LEVEL MATCH
I missed this, even though I’ve seen this episode 3 times in the last 24 hours.
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~ Saturday, May 28 ~
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~ Friday, May 27 ~
Ben: Hey are you okay? I heard yelling.
Leslie: Yeah, I’m very angry and really drunk do you wanna dance with me go get me another snork juice.
Ben: That’s maybe not the best idea for you.
Leslie: FORGET IT! Jean Ralphio. dance on me.
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~ Tuesday, May 24 ~
That is all.
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~ Monday, May 23 ~
~ Sunday, May 22 ~
2x24
Leslie: I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Ben: Pawnee is better than Idaho.
Ben: No, Pawnee is not special. Ok?
3x14
Ben: The advantage is that it’s a wonderful city. Look, I’ve been to forty-some odd towns in Indiana and Pawnee is special. I mean the people are passionate and kind. They love their city; they take pride in their work. It’s a very, very special place.
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~ Thursday, May 19 ~
ADORABLE AND JUST UGGGH
This song is so perfect.
Ben and Leslie forever.
Mr. Wyatt and Mayor Knope forever.
Madam President Knope and Ben forever.
I think his title should be First Bentleman.
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~ Friday, May 13 ~
ADORABLE AND JUST UGGGH
SPOILERS THROUGH “ROAD TRIP”! This song is so weirdly perfect for the situations in the video. Was it written just for this?! It sounds like it should be in a musical. Just went and bought it because it will now always make me think of this video.
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