I am a maiden, cold and stately.
I think I am sufficiently decayed.
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
I am a Pirate King!
I am the monarch of the sea, the ruler of the Queen's Navee.
I am the Captain of the Pinafore, and a right good captain, too.
I am right, and you are right, and all is right as right can be.
I am in reasonable health, and happy to meet you all once more.
I'm a genuine philanthropist — all other kinds are sham.
I am a little boy of five!
I am a courtier grave and serious, who is about to kiss your hand.
I am an orphan boy.
I am a very deaf old man, and hear you very badly.
~ Monday, April 30 ~
how i met your mother
The Ericksons always want to talk about their stupid kid.
I would be so happy if Marshall and Lily named their kid Todd.
~ Thursday, February 23 ~
~ Sunday, February 19 ~
This was my favorite line of the episode.